Fashion Crack

After this one, I’m done for the night.

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:19:45 +0000

Personally, this suit needs to be worn by someone in really good shape. That is, not this person. And let’s just say you were in good shape, you might still want to question certain design choices such as docker style pockets. Preppy is not exactly what I would be looking to achieve in a skin tight leather suit.

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Panty lines are an art onto their own.

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:10:15 +0000

One could do a whole blog on panty lines alone. This is my first panty line post so why not make it a doozie. This outfit is more or less more of a panty square than a mere line… and a granny panty to boot!

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I’m conflicted.

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:58:19 +0000

I really like these jeans! the location and construction of the belt loops and seam are thoughtful. The orange accents are refreshing. The color and texture of the fabric are appealing… There’s just something about the way it fits her butt. are these a tight version of jodhpurs mixed with carpenter’s pants?

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Where’s the most useful place to put a pocket?

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:50:22 +0000

There are so many aesthetic conundrums about this outfit that i don’t know where to begin. Pretty please, send me a one liner that gets to the heart of this outfit.

Blue velvet overall on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

My pockets say something!

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:38:22 +0000

The last time I saw fringe like this was on a couch circa 1973. It’s too bad these jeans don’t come with matching nipple tassles… or maybe they do.

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I’ve never seen a skirt quite so seethrough.

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:34:55 +0000

This is a pretty amazing choice of clothing because it says: ” I’m a bit reserved and preppy… but i have a nice ass.

New Panty Trend on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

Judging by the hearts on his boxers, this guy is ready for love.

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 04:30:42 +0000

Um… is he serious? I just don’t know.

291.365 – **Fashion Police Sirens** on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

somebody, please let me know where I can buy this outfit!

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:55:07 +0000

Budweiser pants never seemed so sexy. Although, the sash really makes the outfit.

Budweiser Apparel on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

Sometimes clothes don’t define bad fashion.

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:40:44 +0000

Moustaches do. Matching sweaters. Why not matching mustaches? What I find disturbing about this photo is how grossly out of place their “daughter” looks. Nothing like a fair redheaded Irish girl spawned by two swarthy Italians.

Dress Your Family In Matching Knit Wear on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.

Is she striking a pose or did she break something?

Brandon at Fashion Crack — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:33:53 +0000

I keep imagining the the photographer for this shoot, prodding the model: “OK. Looking good. Now get your feet a bit higher. Yep higher. Now, try to channel a Chinese contortionist. That’s it.”

*** A Black Cat Woman Song*** on Flickr – Photo Sharing!.